oppa-homeless-style:

PUT THE PUSSY IN A

SCARMOPHOGOGHS

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cutefacenicetitties:

Rocking this club Got my middle finger up 

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mayor-nebula:

Me as a kid, sending letters to the villagers I hated: Move out nobody likes you !!! You’re so ugly ew

The villager writing back: Your message made me so happy I cried :,)))) I sent u my fridge as a thank you :)))))

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sridevi:

yall on here: kljfhlskdjghslkjg us gays are useless! lol we cant do anything right ugdigxixhlcohc cant cook, cant drive, cant read, CANT count. we just out here being big gay disasters! asdfghjgfdkjfk we’re all just a bunch of big clueless dumbasses :) <3

me: 

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thelittlemarimo:

werewolf-boi:

lizardsister:

eheheheheheheh

pupy

I wanna pad that head…. So bad

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backgroundnewsies:

prsephonies:

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

men’s perception of women lounging:

women actually lounging

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fierceheda:

Lexa: I dont do relationships.

Clarke: *walks into the tent*

Lexa: shit

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incorrectquotesofqueen:

panini-deaky:

Rami Malek brought the teeth with him to the golden globes

Oh my god this is gOLDEN I cant breatheeee

“In your heart…”

“they’re in my pocket.”

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imthegay:

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halleregina:

halleregina:

Okay now that I’ve finally quit Denny’s let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is

• The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I’ve never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go.
  
• Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn’t find anything wrong with it.
• People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week.
• It’s open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening. 
• Regular customers included:
• A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject
• A little person named Kevin who told me “sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I’m feeling whimsical”
• An actual group of Neo-Nazis
• An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)
• Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time
• A Scottish landscaper who told us we “couldn’t prove he doesn’t know Simon Pegg”
• I have more these are just off the top of my head

I can’t believe I forgot

• two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not
  
• I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said “No, I’m not a socialist”.

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imsofargone24:

😂

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petersspideysense:

John talking about how he found out into the spider-verse is PG

bonus

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